Okay so I drew a picture a few days ago and I wanted to post it. So here we go, p.s, there is a story behind it.
So right now, I am staying with my sister at her apartment for Christmas break, just because she is lonely and her boyfriend (Chris) is an idgit (another word for idiot). Yeah, any ways, I am here and the other day, she (Sam) was working, Chris was some where with my brother (Mac). I was home alone and very hungry. Now, Sam works at Starbucks and since she is welfare, they give her all the leftovers. That means her fridge is STOCKED with breakfast sandwiches, pastries etc etc.
When I first came here - Friday - it was amazing! But after a day of being fat on Starbucks, I wanted to be fat on some thing else. I looked in her fridge, but alas, all that was there was Starbucks. I went from fridge to couch a million times - and a bit - looking/hoping for new food of some sort. There was nothing. On my last attempt, I turned around to head back to the couch when I ran into a cupboard. I was so ashamed and hungry that I didn't feel like recovering. All I did was slowly slide down the wall.
So right now, I am staying with my sister at her apartment for Christmas break, just because she is lonely and her boyfriend (Chris) is an idgit (another word for idiot). Yeah, any ways, I am here and the other day, she (Sam) was working, Chris was some where with my brother (Mac). I was home alone and very hungry. Now, Sam works at Starbucks and since she is welfare, they give her all the leftovers. That means her fridge is STOCKED with breakfast sandwiches, pastries etc etc.
When I first came here - Friday - it was amazing! But after a day of being fat on Starbucks, I wanted to be fat on some thing else. I looked in her fridge, but alas, all that was there was Starbucks. I went from fridge to couch a million times - and a bit - looking/hoping for new food of some sort. There was nothing. On my last attempt, I turned around to head back to the couch when I ran into a cupboard. I was so ashamed and hungry that I didn't feel like recovering. All I did was slowly slide down the wall.
See you can't even really say I copy Allie because she is so much better than me. Any ways yeah, I slid down the wall. Then I realised something magically amazing! I never checked the cupboards for food! Ever. So I opened the first one I saw, and there it was, right before my eyes. Peanut butter. I would just like to say that peanut butter is orgasmic and I love it, so I was excited.
Ever since I can remember, when ever I was bored or too lazy to make food, I would grab a spoon and take a big scoop if peanut butter to eat. This time was different though. I did in fact grab a spoon, but instead of just taking one scoop, I took the entire jar with me. The couch seemed to normal for me at this moment, so I grabbed my blanket and huddled in a ball in the hallway, right in front of the door.
You can probably tell what happens next. If you are one of those not smart people, I can tell you what will happen. My sister came home. After eating for around 5 minutes, my sister walked in the door. She just say me huddled there, my back turned to her.
'Siobhan?..' She asked, scared.
The only response she got was slurping sounds and me, slowly turning toward her. What she saw next will probably scar her for life. If you are easily scared of anything, stop reading.
Ever since I can remember, when ever I was bored or too lazy to make food, I would grab a spoon and take a big scoop if peanut butter to eat. This time was different though. I did in fact grab a spoon, but instead of just taking one scoop, I took the entire jar with me. The couch seemed to normal for me at this moment, so I grabbed my blanket and huddled in a ball in the hallway, right in front of the door.
You can probably tell what happens next. If you are one of those not smart people, I can tell you what will happen. My sister came home. After eating for around 5 minutes, my sister walked in the door. She just say me huddled there, my back turned to her.
'Siobhan?..' She asked, scared.
The only response she got was slurping sounds and me, slowly turning toward her. What she saw next will probably scar her for life. If you are easily scared of anything, stop reading.
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