Thursday, 29 December 2011

Bullies can suck penis.

I would enjoy starting this off by saying: None of my friends, family or I are being bullied, I just hate bullies.

I hate people who put others down for amusement, or for themselves to feel better. Stories of others always gives be a drive to help the people who are being bullied, and when I lose the spark, I go on Youtube and listen to what other people have to say, and watch their videos that they have put up to get their word out.
It's idiotic when people call the naive names, hurt them mentally and even physically. It really pisses me off to an extent that I can't even express. So maybe this will help you understand.
Some times I feel so aggravated that I feel like I want a friend or even I was being bullied, just so I could punch the f*cker in the face.
And get all Dwight on theirs ass.
Just Shrute It
Even MORE Dwight
More Dwight
Spin Move
Snowball fight
More Snowball (long)
lion
And then I'd be all Gabe

Wednesday, 28 December 2011

I am a REBEL. part 1

So if you haven't read BOO!Naaww.. click that. This post will make a lot more sense if you do.

I think my house is haunted. Well, actually, I know. There are many stories I have to tell you, and this is only one of them. I don't know how many parts there will be, every part will have a new story.

Last night, I was lying in bed, and realised I was hungry. Walking up the steps, I realised that my mom just bought a watermelon and I was craving me some juicy-red-awesome-tasting-god-sent-YAY. I was cutting the juicy-red-awesome-tasting-god-sent-YAY when I saw a man standing in the living room. Shooting my eyes up to where he was standing, he was gone.

Please don't think that it was just a fragment of my imagination. There was nothing near that area where it could have looked like a body, especially of that formation. If I do not post again, you will no why. (dead)

BOO! Naawww.

Ever since I can remember, I have watched scary movies. Gremlins or The Village... One of those was my first scary movie. When I was around 8 years old, I was watching 18A movies. It was just the life that my friends - only two of them - and myself grew up.

Being the age that I am now - click Hair Cuts, you might be able to see HOW old I am- I have had some experience with scary movies. In my little group of friends, I am known as the person who loves scary movies.. Because it is true. Some times, my friends come up to me and ask me what a good scary movie is, and I occasionally throw a little scary movie get together with a few of wimpy-ass friends.

I don't really know how to tell people what a good scary movie is, because I don't really know what they like. I enjoy first-person movies, where you jump during the movie. Usually, I am not affected by the MOVIE but they provoke me to think about ghosts, and THAT scares me.

My biggest fear is ghosts and I am a pansy because of then. One friend of mine doesn't believe me, because I watch so many scary movies so I CAN'T be scared of them. Watching scary movies my whole life has nothing to do with being scared of ghosts... Actually it has EVERY THING to do with why I am scared. They are the reason WHY I'm scared...

Oh well. I am not giving them up for ANYTHING

Wood working. BITCH

Chris, my sisters boyfriend, is out with his family for the holidays, and was supposed to be back on News Years Eve. Now, for some reason or another, he can't be, making my sister an emotional wreck. She did not want to be alone for New Years, so I told her that I would visit her for a few days, and leave New Years Day, so she wouldn't be alone. So I am here now.

I wasn't going to do a post today because I was too lazy, and the lap top was going to die and I did not want to plug in the charger, but I was hungry and needed a way to not think about it. So fck you lazy-ness, I'm making a post.

My sister, mom and I went to ikea yesterday. Ikea is the land of the gods, and when you enter, you enter heaven. It's like sex for shoppers. I bought a desk, dresser, lamp and a desk chair. Sam bought a bookshelf that can also be used as a t.v stand, which she really needed.

My dad dropped us off at Sam's house, leaving us to set up the bookshelf alone. Being me, I am pretty small, so putting up a thing the size of this HUGE NESS with only some one as scrawny as me... Yeah, kind of impossible. After 2 hours of agonising work, we finally set it up, with just one piece left to add on.

We got the screw and we twisting it in, when we noticed that on the bottom of the piece, there were no holes for the screws to go through. So now she has a bookshelf with a wall missing. I don't have a camera with me, so I will be adding a drawing of it instead.



So yeah... That is two hours waisted for us.. I have two more post coming up today. Be excited.

I made a different post so the other one wouldn't be too long. Suck penis world.

Just recently I realised that my mind is not normal. Now, I have always known that I wasn't quite normal but the past Facebook status' that I have created, all completely from my messed up me, are just.. I don't know, I don't comprehend my weird ness. I will get to my status' in a bit, but I just wanted to explain how I am weird.
having fun with my friend isn't doing make up or what ever. We go in her basement and make jungle noises, dance, make videos and just do random things that would get us into a mental ward if some one caught us doing them...
Also, every time we hang out, there is a new word or memory created that has no meaning to others, but to us the definition is very clear and the feeling is eternal. I will give you an example *please note that if you want to use these for your own jokes, please give credit to me and tell your friends about my blog because I want to be special, like a lamp cord!*
Buckets: When we are watching a movie and there is a hot guy we say we need buckets. I will not really explain why because well it isn't pretty, but if you want to, next time you are with your friends and some one hot walks by say that you need a bucket. *note; we also say it if their picture is really pretty.* *note 2: other words to be used are ; grand canyon, pool, ocean, sea*

Ribbity: Family Guy is awesome, and so is Quagmire - who always says Giggity. In one episode ' Back to the Pilot' Quagmire is a frog, and instead of Giggity, he says Ribbity. If you want to see a clip, click  here .
This is why: want to know why? Here :)

There are many more. Indeed. sdkjhfslkjasad
So, my recent status updates... Yes, they are very.. original.. maybe? I don't know if some one out there in the world has come up with these, or something rather similar, but as far as my knowledge is willing to expand, I am the only one that does this.

People really piss me off, I am going to start hanging out with grass: Why? I don't know. I was bored and  thought it would be funny, so I added it.

(this one isn't a status, but a wall post) I like to imagine running you over with a cow: This person that I sent it to, haven't talked to for a while. It was not an inside joke, nor do I imagine running her over with a cow. I just saw a chance and TOOK IT.

I want to be a bird so I can swim: I don't like myself..

When people laugh at my jokes it makes me feel like a space ship: I don't know.. I think I was commenting on some ones picture, and telling funny jokes, and they laughed so I felt special, LIKE THAT LAMP CORD, and I made that status. But why? THIS IS WHY


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I am bored so this post may be long... MAYBE... Brace Yourself, just a bit.

IFirst off, hello again, how are you guys. Good? I'm good. I had just recently watched Mary and Max - actually I just finished 30 minutes ago. I have much to say about that movie...
Beginning my journey of watching the movie started like this:
Bored and alone my little mind decided to download a movie off of Utorrent. I googled and googled, searching for a movie worth my watching, and I cam across one that had very good views for some of the worlds harshest critics, Rotten Tomatoes.
I rented it with anticipation building up inside my very soul of Siobhaness. Clicking 'play' I did not know what I was getting myself in to. At first the movie seemed cute, although you could tell it was a little bizarre. It's a clay-mation, and those are usually a little weird, but this... I just can't comprehend...
An 8 year old, Mary, had a hard life with no friends, so she decides to choose a random person from the phone book to write to - Max. Max is a weird man with a disease I don't remember.
The two become best friends and plan on meeting each other though Max is 44. Can I just say that the movie is not like THAT! They don't even need to explain themselves, you can tell Max isn't a rapist.. Well actually you can't, but it is a kids movie so shut up.
The two friends write each other for 22 years! I don't know how to explain how the movie is weird. Being baffled does not please me, so I just suggest to watch the movie to understand exactly why I cannot express my emotions on with movie.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

I had time to do a post so enjoy my awesome lazy-ness skills.

Okay so I thought that today I would take the time to tell you guys what I got for Christmas, along with WHY I
received those things and in doing so - explaining why I got the presents I did - you will learn more about me.

 Easy bake oven.- When I was younger, I had an easy bake oven, but much to my dismay, we had a mouse in our house that apparently, really liked easy bake mixes. My child hood was ruined and through out the years I have been begging my parents for an easy bake oven. Well looks like my dreams came true.

Hot chocolate maker -  I am obsessed with hot chocolate, but I am not very good at making it, especially measuring it out. So, my parents deemed that it awesome to get me a HCM. They were right. Now, the twist is, the with the HCM you need to add the chocolate syrup/powder/shavings and milk yourself, but it gives to recipes to make certain kinds of hot choc. (original, mint etc) and an electric mixer so there aren't any little powder strays.

The Office Kit - I am a big Office fan. I record all the episodes on my t.v and I have a Michael Scott book mark. There was no doubt in my mind I was going to get a lot of The Office merchandise. When I opened my presents, one of the things I found was The Office Kit - if you aren't a fan, you will not really know what any of the things in the kit are. Michael's 'Best Boss' mug. Vance refrigeration magnet. Shrute beet magnet. Pam's painting of the building. Angela's baby poster. Shrute buck. Dunder Mifflin mouse pad. Dunder mifflin note pad. And lastly Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Super-Fun Ultimate Game Collection Awareness Book For the Cure Extravaganza! ( filled with quotes, games, puzzles etc)

The Office board game - read first three sentences of last paragraph again.

Dwight Shrute book mark.

Tank tops

Dress - I am not a big dress wear-er but I tried on this really pretty dress at BootLegger and fell in love with it. Sadly, it wasn't there anymore so my mom had to get me another one

Shoes - I only like high tops and boots. No Vans for me.

Candy

Money - grandparents

Friends, season 9 - Along with the Office, I love Friends. I always dream of having a life like that when I am older. A group of friends that live in the same apartment building, we see each other every day with a really close connection... yeah...

Spongebob stuff- first off, I love Spongebob. A lot. It's sad. I don't necessarily love the show, but I love Spongebob himself. Last Christmas my sister bought me a Sponge bob pillow (I'll add picture later. It was his first birthday today ;) ) This Christmas was even better
            -Spongebob lava lamp
            - Sponge bob wallet
            - Spongebob slippers

Pancake mix - I like to bake

Eggies - I don't really know why... If you don't know what Eggies are, youtube it.

Tim Hortons gift card - Uhm,,, Tim Hortons is amazing?!

Skinny sweatpants - They are like leggings, but they are really comfortable. I know for a fact that Garage sells them, but I am not too sure about any where else. I don't help much.

Mp3 player - My ipod touch broke after I charged it using a wall charger, I don't really know why.. So I started using my old Mp3 player, but I lost it at school, so my parents just bought me a cheap one from Future Shop, because I don't really need fancy things.

Make up

Purse - I am not girly, it's just that purses are easier for me to carry my text books home, because I don't like the feeling of back packs digging into my shoulder/back.

Chocolate, Pot of Gold - It was pretty much a waste. I am picky about my chocolate and only ate the kinds that taste like Turtles.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Cabin Fever - I love the books.

Ferrero Rocher - I love it. It is amazing. If there is any one out there that loves it, or has never tried it, but they don't have money or are too lazy to buy some, I found out that if you mix peanut butter and nutella together, it is pretty much the same taste.

Hang over 2 poster - Love the movie
So yeah, any ways, later today I will add a few pictures. One of all my presents - ruling out the candy and money. One of Spongerbob things (including pillow). My dress. My shoes. Well, I hope every one is having an awesome Christmas. Happy Holidays !

Saturday, 24 December 2011

Omg yay! ARG

Has any one ever gotten the perfect Christmas present? I have. A few days ago I handed out my Christmas cards and presents to a few friends at school and in doing so, I gave my friend, Talia, a home made picture frame. In return she came to my house to return the favour with my own present. The BEST present.

During the Summer, a video store near my house was closing down so it was having a sale. I had recently made money - MY OWN MONEY - and I decided to buy myself a movie or something. All the good movies and games were gone, so I decided to buy a show. I went to the t.v series section only to find things I did not like. Until I saw it...

The Office. Even the name of the show makes me happy. When people say the names of the characters - not meaning too, maybe they know some one with the name Jim or Kevin - a wave of quotes from the show enter my mind. I fell in love with The Office, and the characters - mainly Jim, Dwight, Pam, Andy and Michael.
(back to my main story)

So Talia came here, and I was really excited because she had told me before hand that she was coming and that the gift had something to do with The Office. I waited next to the door with anticipation, wrapped up in a blanket shivering with nothing but pure awesome, amazing-ness.
Finally Talia came, and I was overcome with joy. I ripped open the box, and found the most amazing gift ever. A mini Dwight bobble head and a small book of quotes. My life is made. I will post a picture tomorrow, but right now I'm too lazy.

P.S This entire post, my kitty, Kitty, was sleeping, her arms rapped around my arm, and she would tighten her grip every now and then being the cutest thing in the world.

Friday, 23 December 2011

HELP! OH GOD PLEASE HELP!!!

Hey. I hope I got your attention with my title. So since it's Christmas, I was wondering if I could get a Christmas present from you guys who read my blog. If anyone reads my blog..
I was wondering if you guys could tell your friends about my blog. I don't really care about people READING my stuff, they can play with my fish for all I care, I just like when I get more people on my 'Awesome People' gagdet. So, yeah, if you guys could just tell poeple about it that would be awesome.
If more people view it, I'll add som games. :)

Merry... Friday..

Okay so for the people - probably two people - that read my blog, I would like to wish you and Merry Christmas, Happy New year and a Jolly good holiday. :) . I am not too sure if I have time in the next few days to post a Christmas post, or wish you guys a Merry Christmas, so I am just going to do it now.

I love Christmas, it's my favourite season. Some may think that I only like Christmas because I get presents, but that is not the case. If it was, then my birthday would be my favourite time of the year,, but any ways, yeah, I love Christmas. When I was 5 I would say it was because of the presents, but now at my age, as I have matured, and realised that Christmas is great despite of the presents.

Christmas is the time where every one gathers to have joy in there hearts and laugh about the Santa cookies. We eat sugar cookie dough and have snow ball fights. As I think about it, Christmas Eve is the best day of the year. Children wait up late to hear the bells on Santa's sleigh, and they run from their bedrooms to the Christmas tree to see the specially made presents just for them.

I am at my best for Christmas. Well.. At least I try to be. There are some slips I may make, but I am human right? Trying my best to be the best me I can be - that is really fun to say - I am as jolly as any one you can see. (that is right. I can rhyme.)
I was going to make this post for festive and meaning-full, but I got bored. Have a good Christmas :)

Fla la la la la, la la la la

Too many la's? I don't know, and I don't feel like singing and counting, singing and counting, singing and counting.
Some may be wondering, why is Siobhan making a post about a Christmas carol? Well, I will tell you why.. Yes I will tell you why indeed. See, if you read my post *Mexicans... They smell like Tacos* I am having a a lseepover with my best friend, Alex.
During our sleepovers, Alex and I do the most random things, that I will not even get in to. The only way the two of us can have a successful sleepover, though, is by staying up until morning. Between the hours of 3-? we have accomplished something great. Today, we won.
Alex fell asleep at 4:45 (aprox.) and I am still awake. I was singing Christmas carols on Santa Tracker on Telus when Alex fell asleep, so she is probably having a dream that an ox is being hit by a dump truck while a bull does the hustle.
I went through about 10-ish songs when I thought why not make a blog post about this, seeing I have nothing to do. Santa Tracker has an odd variety of songs. They start out easy - Jingle Bells - and slowly start to excel - slower and longer (giggity). So after singing "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" I found myself singing " Blue Christmas by Elvis" and "All I want for Christmas by Mariah Cary" Come on people! It's Santa Tracker for goodness sakes! Only kids - and very lonely / bored teenagers - go on it.
The kids only go on to see where Santa is - apparently, he is still getting ready for Christmas. Working hard with the elves. - and teenagers only go to mess shit up and have a fun time while mocking their maturity. How would i know this? pfft.. I don't know. ha... *NOTE SARCASM IN MY WRITING!*
Well I have only gone through like half the songs on this thing, and if I don't finish them all I will feel like the biggest failure in the world. Also I will feel bad for all those songs I didn't sing. Good morning and Merry Christmas. I'll probably post in the next hour or so saying that I am over tired and I will be typing like this:
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Hair cuts.

Warning. In this post you might be able to guess my age. :O

I used you have long hair:



But I cut it.




I think I'm going to keep it short, it really brings out my eyes.

...please don't masturbate you either of these...

Mexicans. They smell like tacos.

I have a best friend. Do you? Well if you don't, you are truly missing out, and I feel very bad for you. They are there for you to talk to when you need some one more than anything. Best friends make you laugh no matter what, and when you are hanging out with them, no matter what you are doing, you make memories and have the best time you could ever possibly have.

My best friend, she is great. If we are just watching our favourite shows - The Office, Friends and Family Guy - we always end up making memories.Memories don't matter if they are just quotes from shows or movies or if you came up with some thing funny, all that matters is that you do/make them together.

Any ways, yeah, my best friend. Her name is Alex - as seen in I Lied - and she is the greatest person any one could ever know. EVER. I met her when I was 6, her 8. My friends and I were skate boarding - on butts, down hill - when we saw her, outside her house, skate boarding. Alone. My one friend, Nic, decided to interigate her at no end.

Nic - Hey you!|
Alex - Me?
Nic- Yeah, come here.

And so she came to our group of friends. We did a lot of question asking. The question most used was 'What gender are you? A girl? Are you sure?' Now don't judge me, she was a big tom-boy. Any ways with our lame encounter, we are now as close as can be, and she is my awesome-ness. The person who makes me smile when I am about to... not smile.

Right now we are having a sleepover, watching All About Steve - she loves Bradley Cooper. It is our ' Christmas Sleepover. My present to her is 'The Best Sleepover Ever.' It comes with skittles, pop, chips etc etc. She just said I don't care about her so I decided to make this.

RIGHT!! I forgot. The title.. Well Alex is Mexican. I always joke about her being brown and smelling like tacos. Yes. Well, here is a picture of her
She is tea bagging Bradley Cooper.

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Depressing things make me sad.

So I was watching Edward Scissorhands for the billionth time and, just like every other time, I felt like bursting into tears. For those of which who haven't seen Edward Scissorhands, it is about a teenage boy who is a machine/human with scissors for hands. All throughout the movie he looks sad and scared and it makes me sad.

Another thing are world vision commercials. While watching the movie, the entire commercial break was practically a 5 hour commercial on all the starving kids in Africa. i hate seeing the clips of them crying, working or hearing their stories, so yeah, I hate the commercials all together. They make me feel horrible, because I am under 18 and cannot adopt or what ever you do.
I also feel bad because on one of the commercials it said that Canadians alone spend 30 million dollars on Christmas presents every year, and it is just going up year by year. 30 MILLION! With that money we could end world hunger all together.

Last year, a group of friends and I raised money for Japan after the tsunami. We called ourselves 'Money for the World' and with 3 can collections, one giant bake sale and a t-shirt sale, we raised around $900. I know I should be proud, but that wasn't enough. After we did that, we decided to raise money for homeless shelters and then cancer, but we never tried. Maybe we lost our strive, or we didn't care enough but I think the biggest reason is we were too lazy. Isn't that horrible? We were too lazy to help people who really needed  it!

I am going to do something. I don't know what I am going to do throughout the year - maybe help out at the soup kitchen - but next year for Christmas I am only asking for one present -  from each family member. I know I want to help out, but I'm still a kid - and ask my parents to donate the rest of the money they had saved up toward cancer. Or world vision.. I'm not too sure. All I know is I am done with sitting on the side lines as these little boys and girls watch as themselves,their family/friends and loved ones die right before their eyes. I'm going to make a change.

toodootoodootoodoo PUPPIES

I like them.

UPDATE: I guess I should tell you. toodootoodootoodoo PUPPIES are my version of half puppy/half human. Enjoy them

The beginning of my failures

I feel like I should be dead right now. Though I haven't even had this blog up for an entire 24 hours, I still feel like I should have more than me reading my posts.. It really makes me want to kill a kitten. A CUTE KITTEN!!!
                                    
See? This is what you get for not reading my blog. Oh, and yeah..  I can't draw animal bodies... It was going to be a rabbit, but the stick body just didn't work that way... Please read this.

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

I lied.

So I like to review movies and I used to do it on Tumblr but I don't like Tumblr any more because it got boring.. Because no one follows me, SO I am going to do them on here... And then no one will know about these awesome movies because no one will read this blog.. Other than my friend Alex. HII ALEX!
So the movie today is;;; GRAVE ENCOUNTERS!!!
Portrayed as clips from an aspiring t.v show called *Grave Encounters* 5 crew members go into an old insane asylum to catch footage for their 7 episode. While there creepy things, no shit, start happening. People go missing, weird noises are heard.. SCARY.
I found it on a website and some one rated it 7/10. I think that it ranks in the 8.5 mark. It has some strong points and some weak points.
Strong: Suspenseful. I found myself bracing for something to happen when nothing did, and at a few points, I did jump. It has really good twists. It is a first person movie, so it is like Paranormal Activity- pretending to be real, you see through the camera as the people see, so not like Insidious. Even though some graphics are corny, they are still scary.

                                  
Weak: It takes a WHILE to get to the scary parts. The acting isn't the best and the characters are all over the place.. Not your run of the mill group of friends. Also the movie feels like it is 3 hours, when it is actually 1h 30 min. That CAN be good, because the suspense can really get to you, but I found that while being suspenseful, it was  really boring too.
                                        
There is one thing with this movie that I can't quite categorise as good or bad. The humour. Though humour lightens the mood and keeps you entertained, it can ruin the effect of being scared.
Yeah, so I rate this movie 8.5 and I would that it is more of a good movie than bad (I guess the rating pretty much says that but what ever).

My last post today, I swear... maybe.

Okay so I drew a picture a few days ago and I wanted to post it. So here we go, p.s, there is a story behind it.
So right now, I am staying with my sister at her apartment for Christmas break, just because she is lonely and her boyfriend (Chris) is an idgit (another word for idiot). Yeah, any ways, I am here and the other day, she (Sam) was working, Chris was some where with my brother (Mac). I was home alone and very hungry. Now, Sam works at Starbucks and since she is welfare, they give her all the leftovers. That means her fridge is STOCKED with breakfast sandwiches, pastries etc etc.
When I first came here - Friday - it was amazing! But after a day of being fat on Starbucks, I wanted to be fat on some thing else. I looked in her fridge, but alas, all that was there was Starbucks. I went from fridge to couch a million times - and a bit - looking/hoping for new food of some sort. There was nothing. On my last attempt, I turned around to head back to the couch when I ran into a cupboard. I was so ashamed and hungry that I didn't feel like recovering. All I did was slowly slide down the wall.
See you can't even really say I copy Allie because she is so much better than me. Any ways yeah, I slid down the wall. Then I realised something magically amazing! I never checked the cupboards for food! Ever. So I opened the first one I saw, and there it was, right before my eyes. Peanut butter. I would just like to say that peanut butter is orgasmic and I love it, so I was excited.
Ever since I can remember, when ever I was bored or too lazy to make food, I would grab a spoon and take a big scoop if peanut butter to eat. This time was different though. I did in fact grab a spoon, but instead of just taking one scoop, I took the entire jar with me. The couch seemed to normal for me at this moment, so I grabbed my blanket and huddled in a ball in the hallway, right in front of the door.
You can probably tell what happens next. If you are one of those not smart people, I can tell you what will happen. My sister came home. After eating for around 5 minutes, my sister walked in the door. She just say me huddled there, my back turned to her.
'Siobhan?..' She asked, scared.
The only response she got was slurping sounds and me, slowly turning toward her. What she saw next will probably scar her for life. If you are easily scared of anything, stop reading.
Sorry for the bad quality, I don't know why it's like that. I'll explain it. I have peanut butter on my face. A unicorn is flying over my head on the right, on the left there is a purple butterfly and a swirly thingy. There is a leprechaun on the bottom left. Bottom right has my jar of peanut butter, another swirly. There are randomly placed musical notes because I HAVE FUN.

Sad

I feel like a failure because no one has read or commented on my posts other than me. How do bloggers get famous?

My brother is a piss off.

I have a brother and he makes me want to kill myself. He is obsessed with his x-box, and he is playing on it right now. Every time he dies ( CoD Black Ops, best game EVER ) he will yell, scream and swear. I'm guessing he is doing good right now because he is singing 'do do do do do do do do do do clap clap (repeat 50x, then kill yourself.)
I swear he is like bi polar. Or maybe he just sucks at the game. Either way, every 5 seconds he will say ' SHIT PISS OFF F*CK' then he'll start singing again like he is the god of all shit. I don't know with him but I tend to avoid him unless clearly necessary to be around him. Right now it is clearly NOT necessary, so I am in the other room. I can still hear him though.
If any one reading my blog, aka no one, you may have noticed, if there is any one reading this, that I posted this very shortly after my first one. I am just very excited to start writing, even though I swear no one will read this and I will be lonely and sad and freezing cold my entire life and I will die with a failure of a blog. Huh. I should probably bundle up...

Blah blah blah. Just read the about me to understand some shit.

Hello. My name is Siobhan, - if you haven't read the about me GO THERE NOW thank you. I have just started this blog, as this is my first post, no shit right, so my design is messed and I do not know any thing about designing it right now, and I am much too bored to learn how.
I just was to clarify, again, that Allie Bosh inspired me to do this blog and my pictures. It may look like I am copying her, but the pictures I have drawn myself, and the writing has come from my own messed up mind. I admit that I am copying the way that Allie draws, but I am drawing my own pictures. If I get too many complaints I will stop drawing, especially if Allie herself asks me to.
Any who, this is my blog. I am not going to get to into my life - last name, age, etc etc - just because I want to make sure that you guys aren't just a bunch of pedophiles :) On the other hand, I doubt any one will read this so I can probably even put my address and I won't  be murdered tonight by a horny 50 year old with a piece of lint. Good bye.