Just recently I realised that my mind is not normal. Now, I have always known that I wasn't quite normal but the past Facebook status' that I have created, all completely from my messed up me, are just.. I don't know, I don't comprehend my weird ness. I will get to my status' in a bit, but I just wanted to explain how I am weird.
having fun with my friend isn't doing make up or what ever. We go in her basement and make jungle noises, dance, make videos and just do random things that would get us into a mental ward if some one caught us doing them...
Also, every time we hang out, there is a new word or memory created that has no meaning to others, but to us the definition is very clear and the feeling is eternal. I will give you an example *please note that if you want to use these for your own jokes, please give credit to me and tell your friends about my blog because I want to be special, like a lamp cord!*
having fun with my friend isn't doing make up or what ever. We go in her basement and make jungle noises, dance, make videos and just do random things that would get us into a mental ward if some one caught us doing them...
Also, every time we hang out, there is a new word or memory created that has no meaning to others, but to us the definition is very clear and the feeling is eternal. I will give you an example *please note that if you want to use these for your own jokes, please give credit to me and tell your friends about my blog because I want to be special, like a lamp cord!*
Ribbity: Family Guy is awesome, and so is Quagmire - who always says Giggity. In one episode ' Back to the Pilot' Quagmire is a frog, and instead of Giggity, he says Ribbity. If you want to see a clip, click here .
This is why: want to know why? Here :)
There are many more. Indeed. sdkjhfslkjasad
So, my recent status updates... Yes, they are very.. original.. maybe? I don't know if some one out there in the world has come up with these, or something rather similar, but as far as my knowledge is willing to expand, I am the only one that does this.
People really piss me off, I am going to start hanging out with grass: Why? I don't know. I was bored and thought it would be funny, so I added it.
(this one isn't a status, but a wall post) I like to imagine running you over with a cow: This person that I sent it to, haven't talked to for a while. It was not an inside joke, nor do I imagine running her over with a cow. I just saw a chance and TOOK IT.
I want to be a bird so I can swim: I don't like myself..
When people laugh at my jokes it makes me feel like a space ship: I don't know.. I think I was commenting on some ones picture, and telling funny jokes, and they laughed so I felt special, LIKE THAT LAMP CORD, and I made that status. But why? THIS IS WHY
There are many more. Indeed. sdkjhfslkjasad
So, my recent status updates... Yes, they are very.. original.. maybe? I don't know if some one out there in the world has come up with these, or something rather similar, but as far as my knowledge is willing to expand, I am the only one that does this.
People really piss me off, I am going to start hanging out with grass: Why? I don't know. I was bored and thought it would be funny, so I added it.
(this one isn't a status, but a wall post) I like to imagine running you over with a cow: This person that I sent it to, haven't talked to for a while. It was not an inside joke, nor do I imagine running her over with a cow. I just saw a chance and TOOK IT.
I want to be a bird so I can swim: I don't like myself..
When people laugh at my jokes it makes me feel like a space ship: I don't know.. I think I was commenting on some ones picture, and telling funny jokes, and they laughed so I felt special, LIKE THAT LAMP CORD, and I made that status. But why? THIS IS WHY
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